Funny Wedding Toasts
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Funny Wedding Toasts
From Father to Bride:
Here is to my daughter and her new husband. Raise your glasses and remember this truth, her lucky man and I have each gained something this fine and blessed day. He gains a wife and a companion for life, while I gain a whole new stack of bills to pay.
Funny one-liners to include in a speech or toast:
My Wife Says I Never Listen, Or Something Like That...
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
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A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt her.
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If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
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If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
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