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STOP RAPID TRIAGING

[M.D. Jason (Jason) Opens discussion] 
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M.D. Jason (Jason) I don't give 5 shits if you joke in the notes but your jokes need to be clear cut jokes. Stroke symptoms are not jokes, I don't give a fuck how sarcastic you sound. Joke on subjective matters and in a tasteful fashion only. Tired of reading ridiculous entries - You all don't pull this shit with Went, Ryan, Raman, Syd or anyone else. I'm easy but quit pressing shit, I don't want want critical in the non urgent category because y'all think you got jokes. I don't want to be an asshole but all it takes is one rapid triage error to create a problem. Just sending out a reality check to remind anyone working the front desk that you are employed by an emergency department, not Kevin Hart's comedy tour. I don't care who gets the charts started but if we can't be mature I will pick and choose 

M.D. Jason (Jason) LOVE YOU GUYS BIG TIME THO I PROMISE JUST BEHAVE SO I DON'T GET SUED THANKS 

RN Alexis (Ali) JayShittyBitch the whiplash of that conversation felt like the shitt that you and Laura do.

RN Nicholas (Nick) ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ฎ 

BL Carlie (Carlie) ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ 

RN Alexis (Ali) Stop rofl he's going to freak on me.

RN Nicholas (Nick) ๐Ÿ˜ฎ 

RN Nicholas (Nick) Your fucked Al 

NP Meghan (Meghan) LOLOMG. YES GIRL.

M.D. Jason (Jason) Why y'all so obsessed with me though... 

NP Meghan (Meghan) Cause youre god duh.

RN Alexis (Ali) Your penis is a decent size when it's soft.

RN Nicholas (Nick) ๐Ÿฅ–๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ•

RN Nicholas (Nick) I like your ass smacks J~Boi ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜

RN Nicholas (Nick) May I upgrade my subscription to Al's level ?

TH Jarika (Jarika) MOTHERFUCKING WEAK AT THIS SHIT.

NP Meghan (Meghan) MOTHERFUCKING WEAK @TH Jarika (Jarika)

NP Meghan (Meghan) You grab bigger handfuls than Ali. ๐Ÿ˜‚

M.D. Jason (Jason) I grab bigger handfuls than all of you and sorry Saint Nick, I think the ass touching is sufficient 

M.D. Jason (Jason) ANYWAY LIKE I SAID... 

M.D. Jason (Jason) STOPPPPPP FUUUUCCCKKKINNNGGG TRIAGING LIKE SHIT OK THANKS 

BL Carlie (Carlie) I don't triage shitbitch!!

M.D. Jason (Jason) Subjective flex Carl

BL Carlie (Carlie) What is the treatment plan, Doc?

M.D. Jason (Jason) I clinically suggest you turn your notifications off 

RN Nicholas (Nick) I just swallowed my gum ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 

NP Meghan (Meghan) lolomg. 

RN Alexis (Ali) Can you prescribe a medication instead?

M.D. Jason (Jason) An oral dose of Vitamin D 

RN Nicholas (Nick) I'll take her place ๐Ÿคž

BL Carlie (Carlie) I'm typing not talking.

M.D. Jason (Jason) Look at this fucking shit, somebody besides me made a valid point today 

RN Dorian (Dorian) Lmfao@Nick

M.D. Jason (Jason) I'm stumped, nobody past 8th grade wants a handjob

BL Carlie (Carlie) You'd take one from laura.

RN Alexis (Ali) I gave my boyfriend a handy the other night. I was tired. 

M.D. Jason (Jason) Blessed to not be your man 

M.D. Jason (Jason) Laura fell asleep on me before this conversation erupted 

 

NP Meghan (Meghan) OMFGLMFAO YOU FREAKING GUYS. READ WHAT SHITB JUST SAID. 

NP Meghan (Meghan) YOU FREAKING GUYS. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

RN Alexis (Ali) roflmfao he gets so fuckingg grumpy when she falls asleep. 

TH Jarika (Jarika) ๐Ÿ˜‚ 

TH Jarika (Jarika) It 's true. 

NP Meghan (Meghan) Fuck Laura she just ruined our lives. 

RN Dorian (Dorian) I was staying out of this but yes. So much yes. 

RN Dorian (Dorian) Przxzyzybysz (nobody can spell that shit.) got his nickname shitbitch because of Laura's naps.

NP Meghan (Meghan) Lol @RN Dorian (Dorian) Yessss girl. 

RN Dorian (Dorian) Laura attitude is so real in here.

RN Nicholas (Nick) Some one needs to go wake Laura up. 

M.D. Jason (Jason) EVERYBODY OBSESSED AF WITH ME

RN Dorian (Dorian) Because don't nobody know Laura 

RN Dorian (Dorian) This whole fucking department suffers because of her because of you. 

RN Dorian (Dorian) Respectfully Doctor ! 

RN Alexis (Ali) Whatevs you all don'tt even know about the bacon. 

NP Meghan (Meghan) ๐Ÿ˜‚ FACTS.

RN Dorian (Dorian) Seriously lolol if Jason + Laura are having a bad day every single person in this department is going to have a bad day. 

RN Alexis (Ali) Guys! The bacon!! Listen. 

RN Alexis (Ali) So I go sit in my chair and Jason flips an entire plate of bacon. I thoughtt oh no he loves bacon he's going to be so mad he dropped it. Right? GIRL..No. He was mad because Laura went to sleep after sending him nudes. ๐Ÿ˜‚

NP Meghan (Meghan) Girl I'm changing my availability to Laura's bed time. I can't work past it. 

TH Jarika (Jarika) Where do I sign up for that shit Meg?

[M.D. Jason (Jason) Ended discussion]
Conclusion: Gonna go call Laura


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




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