• Obama win causes obsessive supporters to realize how empty their lives are  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessive
  • Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship to ease concerns about his lack of eperience  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_undertakes_presidential
  • Economists warn anti-Bush merchandise market close to collapse http://www.theonion.com/content/video/economists_warn_anti_bush